So its Valentines. Left the wife in bed asleep for a sneaky affair with the DUMB BELLS.
Back home to see her over the moon with her prezzies.
then this evening Im off to Swim Podium. Hey I bought her the complete set of Desperate housewives, bottle of champers and some strawberry champagne truffles.
Shes more than happy to be on her own with all that lot. I would only get in her way.
Love you Trace xxxxxx